MORE ABOUT MINIONS & HENCHPEOPLE
Our History
The International Union of Minions & Henchpeople: Benevolent and Evil has sprung from a recent alliance between the Worldwide Brotherhood of Evil Henchmen (Est. 1943) and the Universal Union of Altruistic Minions (Est. 1952).
While the IUMHBE's eventual goal is to offer better pay and universal health coverage to the more than 2.6-million evil and benevolent minions and henchpeople, we are making serious inroads to establishing safer working environments, humane working hours and fewer random executions.
Our Goals
The IUMHBE has the goal of increasing the survival rate of both Minions and Henchmen worldwide. By asking Overlords to regulate radiation exposure, decrease summary executions and limit worker exposure to dangerous aquatic life, we will make world domination a safer, friendlier, more wholesome endeavor.
Our President - Üwe Von Dietrich XIII
Üwe started his career as a Level-4 nuclear technician with, компост, a mid-level attempt to establish world domination via a Kyzyl, Tuva-based organization. After working his way up the organizational ladder (mostly through attrition), he became one of the world's most zealous union advocates. Since 1987, he has been touring the world's morning television shows, radio shows and internet chat sites, pushing for better working conditions.
Our Mission Statement
Service-minded ladies and gentlemen supporting well-funded, science-minded leaders executing intricate plans for altering the socio-political structure of the world.