JOIN US
AND KEEP THE IUMHBE UP AND RUNNING
Why Join The International Brotherhood of Minions & Henchpeople: Benevolent & Evil
• You will get some very groovy stuff to display on your uniform or your wall (depending upon your level of membership).
• Instantly become the talk of your secret, underground lair.
• Help us reach our goal of being thie first Minion/Henchperson Union to ever reach $1,000,000 in financial support.
• We will negotiate with recognized overlords (evil and benevolent) to help you maintiain your life - and possibly some more vacation time!
• Some day, we may help with healthcare, pay and other benefits.
It is our goal to have 10,000 new members by the end of 2011. Your IUMHBE membership will help fund our efforts to stamp out minion and henchperson oppression... or, at least, keep this web site up and running! Our current Membership level: NOT ENOUGH!
If you cen't afford to join, but would love to see this site grow - new content, better newsletter - your donation will be appreciated greatly!
Annual Basic Membership: $19/yr
What a great introduction to the fastest-growing Minion-Henchperson (Evil/Benevolent) Union in the world!
• Join us and get a membership card that you can print out, slip into your holster and flash at random times to help keep yourself out of harn's way (we hope).
• Receive our inconsistent newsletter (we'll send it out more regularly, once we start making money on this).
Help us fund the construction of our new lair, support vehicles, rocket launchers, while helping us support various evil and benevolent pursuits. You will receive everything listed at the top of the page, plus the joy of membership and the pride of hanging your membership certificate on the wall!
Minion /Henchperson Lifetime Membership: $48
Minions and henchpeople who are more seriuos about their careers will live up their cubicles with this
• Get a personalized, frameable certificate to print and display on the wall of your lair, hideout or superstructure.
• You'll also receive a membership card that you can print out and keep yourself out of harn's way (we hope).
• Receive our inconsistent newsletter (we'll send it out more regularly, once we start making money on this).
Lair Supervisor Lifetime Membership: $57
Chose from Nuclear, Guest Services, IT Services, Cryrogenics, Solar Amplification, Flight Services.
• Join us and get a personalized, frameable certificate and a memerbship card to print and display on your cubicle wall.
• You'll also receive a collection of 4 (four) IUMHBE pins for your lapel, smock or uniform.
• Receive our sometimes-newsletter (we'll send it out regularly, once we start making money on this).
Vice President of Lair Operations (AKA: #2) Lifetime Membership: $99
Chose Your Position: Nuclear, Guest Services, IT Services, Cryrogenics, Solar Amplification, Flight Services.
• Choose from a Mininon or Henchperson t-shirt - black, of course! (please specify size when joining)
• Receive a personalized, frameable certificate and a memerbship card to print and display on your cubicle wall.
• PLUS - you'll also receive a collection of 4 (four) IUMHBE pins for your lapel, smock or uniform.
• Of course, you'll get random newslettera (we'll send them out regularly, once we start making money on this).
Overlord Lifetime Membership: $129
Chose from Nuclear, Guest Services, IT Services, Cryrogenics, Solar Amplification, Flight Services. You Get:
• A Mininon t-shirt AND a Henchperson t-shirt - black, only! (specify size!)
• A personalized certificate/memerbship card to print and display on your cubicle wall.
• PLUS - a collection of 4 (four) IUMHBE pins for your lapel, smock or uniform (see them in our Store).
• And...you'll receive our inconsistent newsletter (we'll send it out regularly, once we start making money on this).